So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
All the doctor said was why
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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