Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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