So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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