There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I have demons in me.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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