In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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