hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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