Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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