Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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