We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
All I want is dick and wine.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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