Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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