i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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