The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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