Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
