if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
