I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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