We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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