he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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