did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
false alarm, still single
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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