We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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