No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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