It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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