We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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