If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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