Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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birth control should be required to get into college
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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