Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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