First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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