My hair reeks of homosexuality.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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