i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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