Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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