My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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