Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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