dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I have tasted many bathrooms
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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