god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
A+ Viking dick
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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