There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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