you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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