I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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