awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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