Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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