I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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