How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
well you can't waste a boner
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Randomize
