Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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