Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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