420 ftw
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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