How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
