He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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