He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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