he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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