At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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