where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Randomize
