Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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