When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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