ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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