That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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