wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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