That's intense
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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