making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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