Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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