I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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